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Joe is on average in Detroit
What if Average Joe took in Detroit? Here is a list of the ten best solutions to make the Average Joe American auto industry in the red and green. Listen Detroit, Average Joe is at home.
10. The U.S. Treasury was not there to rescue Average Joe when he took his Fantasy Football picks up Las Vegas. only consolation Average Joe's law was to declare bankruptcy. If bankruptcy is good enough for Joe Average is not good enough for Detroit.
9. President Obama wins U.S. $ 400,000 approximately $ 170,000 in additional benefits. If the President of the United States that governs 305 million people of one of the countries powerful in the world can survive with a salary of $ 560,000, then a reduction in salary and bonus for executive directors is good enough for Detroit. The last time I voted Average Joe saw no shortage of presidential candidates. They can keep their private planes.
8. Average Joe earns about $ 16 per hour. If about $ 33,000 a year is good enough for Joe Average, then it's good enough for the average union workers automotive industry.
7. Average Joe earn extra money on the side with an occasional garage sale. If Joe Average can be separated from their classic rock 8-tracks, then can reduce the size of Detroit probably some of their brands and models. Giant McDonalds efficiency both in trying to repackage the McRib; BicMac is still king of hamburgers. Detroit, you can say "two beef patties, lettuce, American cheese, pickles, onions and special sauce served on a bun with seeds sesame? " Market brand has its advantages.
6. Average Joe can not understand the complexities of government regulation, but one thing is certain, he knows the game and sometimes the rules suck. But one only can kick dirt on Detroit in Uncle Sam so long before getting yanked out of play. As much as Average Joe loves the game of baseball sometimes wonder, not really deserve and need a football team? Average Joes says reorganization. How about a little of that delicious Canadian ... uhhh ... that's the maple syrup for our Detroitian Executive juice?
5. When fired Average Joe told him to community college to get training. (He already knows how to say "I can help you?" And "Do you want fries with that?" In Spanish and Chinese, but that's another story for another time.) If education is subsidized by the government enough good for Average Joe, so let's keep those subsidies for research and development and corporate welfare comes Washington! Average Joe wants to know, have After Detroit took its 25 million euros for R & D as promised by Bush?
4. But seriously, folks. While Average Joe loves his Chevy Tahoe, asked what was first the chicken or the egg? Simply put, life imitating art or art imitates life? Philosophical Average Joe is also a realist. A telephone call from Detroit Hollywood is what is needed here. Put Jolie, George Clooney and Hanks working with Spielberg, mix in a soundtrack of Springsteen and soon will sell refrigerators Detroit the Eskimos ... or is that hybrids of the Saudis? If Spielberg is busy ... ear to the ground said that Obama Girl is looking for a concert.
3. While Detroit was busy on Wall Street, corporate mergers, acquisitions, globalization, market shares and golden parachutes, a funny thing happened on the way to Main Street. Social networks. Average Joe is up on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn and Diggit. Detroit meet Silicon Valley. Now go play and share their toys. Detroit meet aerospace. Detroit did you ever have drinks T. Boone Pickens? Profit sharing anyone?
2. Now you can say what about Average Joe, but no matter what you may think, will probably agree that the Average Joe is a patriot. True Blue, meat and potatoes, NASCAR love, pride of America, all the way. Here's how Joe Average rolls . Now the other Joe might think that paying taxes is patriotic, except that Joe Average is more likely to get a tax refund from Uncle Sam instead of a great patriot ole 'U.S. tax increase. Tea anyone?
But that's beside the point. Average Joe likes to watch the repeats WWWII on the History Channel from time to time. If the U.S. government bonds WWWII funded, then at last, we will sell some of the populations of the patriotic red, white and blue at GM, Ford and Chrysler. Are Americans are going to sit and watch the American Chevelle, Mustang, Barracuda and shrivel muscle to Mini, Smarts and Tatas calories count? NO! Average Joe says he has in his average $ 13 dollar incentive weeks and get some stocks of U.S. automobiles. If it worked for us out of the Depression era after will work to get us out of the era of consumption.
1. And finally, if none of the previous work, there's always Plan Z, which in this case means "copy and steal everything. "This method works best for the Chinese, who in a few years can hardly be proper to Detroit. (See # 5)
This of course is a satirical look to the U.S. auto industry in no way intended to undermine the seriousness of the current economic issue. No offense intended to Average Joe whoever they might be and where you can roll.
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