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Top Ten Fantasy Football 2009 disappointments

# 1) Jason Witten, Cowboys TE

YDS

YPG

TD

1030

64.4

2

What to Vernon Davis, Visanthe Sciancoe, Dallas Clark, Brent Celek, Antonio Gates, Greg Olsen, John Carlson, Fred Davis, Tony Gonzalez, Todd Stack, Heath Miller, Kevin Boss, Owen Daniels, Jermichael Finley, Watson, Ben, Kellen Winslow, Spencer Havner, Kellen Davis, Will Heller, Jeff King, Zach Miller, Jeremy Shocker, and Todd Yoder have in common? They are all tight ends with more touchdowns from the disappointment of this season's fantasy TE # 1 on the boards of most projects.

# 2) Matt Hasselbeck, Seahawks QB

TD

INT

FUMBLES

17

17

11

While listed as a more round, Hass was supposed to be the sleeper that made it acceptable to transfer all the quarterbacks in high-end Brees, Manning, and even Matt Schaub. After all, who wore what that is supposed to be a crime happened first in Seattle with plenty of weapons: TJ Houshmanzadeh, Deion Branch, and co. The barn at # 2 because it was a spoof Hair constant, often gain a place in most fantasy sites "should start lists due to their often favorable match-ups. While Hasselbeck owners remained loyal week after week, all he received were the ball more and more and a ticket out of playoffland.


# 3) Matt Forte, Bears RB

YDS

YPG

TDs

928

58.1

4

Most fantasy experts Forte listed as # 2 or # 3 in the preseason ranking general. Well, here is # 3 again. In a particular crime Bears abysmal, Forte was the least productive of them all, the treatment of the end zone as if it were spinning with the H1N1 virus. He has been rushing the season 1000 Common feat by fifteen of his fellow runner. And he had a whopping six turnovers.

# 4) Michael Turner, Falcons RB

YDS

YPG

TDs

871

79.2

10

Burner will not burn in the department yards, running for less than our selection # 3. His touchdowns ten were good - for a 3 # back. But considering the many multiple touchdowns last season, and his status clearly inflated by many, including Matthew Berry who had the number 1, the owners of Turner are the only feelings The Burn (thanks, I'll be here all night.).

# 5) Terrell Owens, WR Buffalo Bills


YDS

YPG

TD

829

51.8

5

Of course, a selection is always risky because of their propensity to the maniacal. But even closer to AARP members of today's standards, still waiting for the productivity of each telecom operator. Instead, we Man invisible until the last couple of weeks of the season. There are many angles to highlight their piss poor season, but 33 # in receiving yards probably sums it up better.


# 6) CAL VIN N HNSO JO, Lions WR

YDS

YPG

TD

984

70.3

5

Nobody is going to debate athletic awesomeness Calvin Johnson, but the statistics do not only accrue awesomeoness a fantasy. Given that Johnson was in Larry Fitzgerald / Andre territory in more than a draft board, I must say, Matt Stafford, Duante Culpepper, and Drew Stanton - the men go!

# 7) Felix Jones, Cowboys RB


YDS

YPG

TD

685

48.9

3

Remember OTA and Jerry Jones spat out of the same name is getting bigger? Since it is assumed that everything he says Jones is the gospel, we all thought Felix would be the holder at any time, paving the way for his rapid ascent up draft boards fantasy. Well, the always tough Marion Barber said no, leaving owners with a lemon Jones


# 8) Jay Cutler, QB Bears


TD

INT

FUMBLES

27

26

9

A top 10 fantasy QB on most draft boards, interception Cutler has Bonanza been well chronicled. Unless you were in a touchdown only league, you have to play a step forward, two steps back dance throughout the season.


# 9) Steve Smith, Panthers


YDS

YPG

TD

982

65.5

7

Yes, there was a psychologically damaged quarterback, inept, but somehow still waiting heroism of the ever-burning loco Smith. Unfortunately for Smith owners, all I got was the productivity of a very average receiver.

# 10) Brian Westbrook, Eagles


YDS

YPG

TD

274

34.2

2

I hate to add, because he is a great guy and has been such an integral part of the Eagles' offense when healthy. But that was a Top Please choose the in many fantasy leagues, played in six games and had the potential to return at various points of the season makes him an absolute disappointment fantasy.

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