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Detroit vs. Miami, the Sequel: "GOODBYE HEAT"

Well, well, well, it's that time of year again, with the NBA Playoffs Finals Conference. It is fighting not only in but also outside the field.

These are the confrontations: Detroit vs. Miami, the sequel to "GOODBYE HEAT "
TIME: NO Beach vs. South Beach. Advantage: Miami

MUSIC: Madonna vs Gloria Estefan. The "Queen of Pop" against the conga. Advantage: Detroit

BEST SONG ABOUT THE CITY: Kiss "Detroit City Rock" against Will Smith "Miami." The Prince has so much "credibility on the street "as the Backstreet Boys. In addition, Gene Simmons has slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain.
Advantage: Detroit

RAPPER: Eminem vs Pitbull. Eminem I do not care, but to paraphrase John stuttering Pitbull: "Who are you and what you do that makes you famous??" Advantage: Detroit

RESTAURANT: Carl vs eatery Joe's Stone Crab. Carl is good, but Joe is the best. Advantage: Miami

WRESTLER: Rob Van Dam vs. "The Rock". The Rock is retired from the track, but my good friend, "Mr. Pay-Per-View" / "The All F --- it. Show" RVD is the best athlete in wrestling. Did not believe me? Ask Rasheed Wallace. Advantage: Detroit

COLLEGE FOOTBALL PROGRAMS: U of M. vs LA "U" Over the past 25 years, Michigan has won one national championship and was most clutch quarterback in the NFL, with the name of Tom Brady. However, the NFL should be known as the University of Miami Association Alumni, and the "U" has won five (count them: 5) National Championship (if they are seven. VIEW faulty system of 2000 and 2003 BCS National Championship Fiesta Bowl invitation worst "in Sports History"). Advantage: Miami

College Football COACHES: Lloyd Carr vs. Larry Choker (Ooops, Coker meant) This version of College Football vs. Rich Kotite Ray Handley.
Advantage: PUSH

FAMOUS ALUMNI: Selma Blair and Dr. Jack Kevorkian vs. Michael Irvin and the "ROCK." The "Playmaker" and "rock" lay the smackdown on all their asses Candy. Advantage: Miami

WOMEN: At first, this seems like a monumental mismatch. In terms of quantity, is a "NO CONTEST" but we are talking about "quality" here. Miami / Ft Lauderdale girls are Faker of the silicone breast. Motor City girls are hot, but more importantly, they are real. Advantage: Detroit

SPORTS FANS: This is a mismatch larger than Microsoft against Enron. Detroit sports fans have suffered through years of futility with the Lions (Still are) and the Tigers, however, wholeheartedly support their teams through thick and thin. No Heat fans before Wade and Shaq came to town ... Alonzo "HO" Mourning is the epitome of a sell-out ... the 'Canes can not sell the Orange Bowl unless they play Florida State or Virginia Tech ... and despite winning two World Series in the franchise's first 11 years, the Marlins are now on the brink of contraction. Not a bad idea. While you're at it, please, contracts, all the time "Just" fans too. Hands down, Miami is the "shopping FAN" / "WORST SPORTS TOWN IN AMERICA"!
Advantage: Detroit

SPORTS TALK hosts: As I said, NO is a prerequisite for potential talent who has played for the Lions to have his own talk show. In fact, have to be talented and entertaining broadcasters. Imagine that? What a novel idea! Advantage: Detroit

NFL TEAMS: Lions: NO Super Bowls, Dolphins: DOS, Nick Saban, Belichick could be the "next Bill and Matt Millen is the" Isiah Thomas, the NFL front offices. " Advantage: Miami

POINT GUARD: Chauncey "Mr. Big Shot" Billups (2004 NBA Finals MVP) vs. Jason "White Chocolate" Williams. This compares to ask "What is a better movie: The Godfather or GIGLI?" Advantage: Detroit

Birth: "RIP" Hamilton vs. Dwyane Wade. For fans the NBA does not, seem obvious, but this is much closer than it appears. Along the way, I had D. Wade scored in the fourth quarter of Game Seven - 2005 Eastern Conference Finals? RIP, that's who. However, this "Flash" most definitely has substance. Advantage: Miami

Alero: Tayshaun Prince vs. Antoine Walker. The battle of the Wildcats of Kentucky. Celtic fans must be laughing as Danny Ainge could not wait until a twahn-Walk-ah (Boston accent) left town. I could not play defense if Tony Soprano put a gun to his head. In addition, Tayshaun is "Straight Outta Compton", as Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, and Suge Knight. Advantage: Detroit

Birth: Rasheed Wallace vs. Udonis Haslem. Haslem is run as "Martha Stewart on Wall Street" or "Ashlee Simpson Saturday Night Live "when these two face each other." Sheed is the best shooter was 6'8 "and above, as an uncle by the name of Bird. After a couple of championships, which will be headed to my hometown of Springfield, the Basketball Hall of Fame. Maybe 'Sheed is the James "worthy the 21st century. "Advantage: Detroit

CENTRE: Ben Wallace (four times Defensive Player of the Year) vs. Shaquille O'Neal (three times world champion). Apart from a couple of playoff games, Shaq looks like a shadow of his former dominant self this postseason. Shaq gets the edge, but "Big Ben" will give you everything can handle. By the way, was the center who beat Shaq when he was with the Lakers in '04 and the Heat in '05? Now, this guy goes for the hat trick. Advantage: Miami

COACH: Flip Saunders vs. Pat Riley. Although "Riles" has not gained anything from Whitney Houston and George Michael is the top of lists Billboard in 1988, Flip just made it past the first round once in his career before coming to Detroit. Riley is a sure-fire Hall of Fame coach, look at his "pre-Miami" curriculum. Instead, check out his "post-New York" resume, that would have trouble getting in the Hall of Fame of the WNBA (see '98, '99, 2000 Home Court put an end to the losses in the playoffs the season in the Knicks first-round playoff loss to the Hornets Charlotte then in '01; draft lottery in '02 and '03). Apart from (figuratively) stab his best friend, Stan Van Gundy on the back, is probably a good guy.
Advantage: Miami

FRONT OFFICE: Pat Riley vs. Joe Dumars. Hands down, Joe Dumars is the best executives NBA (VER uneven trade: Grant Hill for Ben Wallace and Chucky Atkins, Jerry Stackhouse for Richard Hamilton, who could call this a "RIP OFF ... PUN intended). Joe D. may not be perfect, the transmission of D. Wade, Chris Bosh and Carmelo in the 2003 Draft Darko, but it's very close.
Riley should know "if it is broke do not fix it! "Their team was a minute and a half out of the NBA Finals a year ago, so what did? Were eliminated best three-point shooter the team Damon Jones, guard Keyon Dooling trust, Rasual Butler underestimated, and the best defender, Eddie Jones, "White Chocolate," James "Poser" and two-way "Past the flower of" selfish-Walker & Payton. But above all, he fired his protege, Stan Van Gundy, to appease his own ego. Advantage: Detroit

PREDICTION: To quote my new friend, Frank Vincent, better known as Billy Batts in "Goodfellas" and Phil Leotardo of "The Sopranos": "MIAMI ... home and get F --- IN YOUR 'SHINEBOX!" Mickey Arison could sign the paychecks, but the Pistons heat OWN!

DETROIT ROLLS in five games. Guarantee of "Sheed!" Do not forget to listen to "The Edge Sports" with your server, also known as "The Real American Idol, Marc Bednarczyk, and "The Great" Jim Grieshaber, every day on Sirius Satellite Radio (channel 122) 4-7 pm ET.

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