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Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus

Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus and still can play just as good as we used to ...

This is a true story. The team names, place and date have been deliberately excluded to rule out the possibility of our team trophy being taken away to the contribution negligible two older men.

For years I had this recurring dream. It was always the same. I'm in my dressing room at half-time college when my coach comes over and grabs me by the shoulder and says, "Boy, I'm glad to see you. We need clothes and help us out tonight!" I pulled over to a cupboard with my name on it and says: "We have all your old PC ready for you!" I looked and my old number 85, hanging with my team. After all these years, coach I need to accommodate up!

Each dream was identical. There was never any variation. Uniting begin rising, tape, strap on my pads and pulling on my shirt. We coach the fire with a last minute speech Knute Rockne. We lock hands as a team and shout our battle mourn together. Then everyone is screaming, jumping up and down, hitting the lockers with their forearms and helmets, shoulder pads hitting each other and assault on the door. Outside is a crisp, clear night the cold, bright halos around bright lights in the field. You can see your breath in the air. The crowd is screaming and kicking into the stands to what we are running on the grass. We run through our warm ups and exercises in preparation for the contest next sixty minutes.

I'm running and aligned with the kickoff team. I am incredibly pumped and ready for battle. Ref holds his hand up and we all lean forward in anticipation. Sounds the whistle and loaded into the output. Then at the time the kicker touches the ball I suddenly wake up!

I used to be in bed with eyes closed, motionless as death, trying to get back to sleep. Desperately trying to get back to sleep - again in the game, dying to make it past of the kick, but it was useless. It was always the same. The coach tells me he needs me, I have taped and dressed, run under the lights to warm up, line for the kickoff, the game starts and I'm wide awake. No matter what I did or how hard I tried - as soon as the ball was kicked awake forever. Nothing would bring back the game.

I do not know how many times I had the dream over the years. More than I can count. No doubt Freud would had a theory about it, but I just wanted to get beyond the opening kickoff and get out there and mix it up again. I think I just lost the game.

As each new season started get amplified by the football. Heck, every time I smelled like mowing a lawn cut I remember the smell of grass against my faceguard crashed at the bottom of a stack and I get excited about football. Each fall, watching and envying the players, I imagine what it would inevitably played again. What if as in my dream the coach came and told me he needed me to play? With years I have been very helpful, too. My friends were sitting around me fantasizing and boasting about how he would play if given another opportunity - participation in a favorite sport of the old collective deception preseason.

You know how it goes - whatever your sport. You do not have to be good, can only / but must be loved. Much later fades and the ability of our body begins to degrade fool ourselves into thinking that there is still something. We look in the mirror holding in our gut and pretend that if you go to the gym very hard we could recover to play in some dark place. We express the deception until one day we wake up and have to cope with the realization that the dream is over and the opportunity will not repeat. It is a harsh reality we all have to accept over time. We never strap Our team of battle and step onto the field. Never going to feel the fear, pain and the pure joy of a tough fight. Never, ever again.

For me cruel day came when just out of the shower. I looked in the mirror and realized that my dad was like naked! (When you cross that line
Learn their time has come and gone.) But even that terrible fright did not stop me dreaming about it or imagine it would be like putting the pills for one more round. It is because one of those things man-gen - we can not help it.

There is something about the camaraderie, the anticipation of a game, playing in the rain, mud and heat, speaking garbage all along the line, coaches pushing us in practice until they were hard and trying and wanting to contact. Above all I think we've lost a contract with other men's team out to the grill for an hour and a physical battle until the last second - the best team can win. There is something special about playing football something deep within us all - a kind of warrior in you. Refined by centuries of civilization, but still, going back to a primitive need to defend the tribe and the territory. It is in all of us and especially football seems to trigger the instinctive awakening that occurs when necessary to protect our homeland and defeat the enemy.

As I said, I knew my time had come and gone long ago. Then one day I received a phone call from a colleague at the university. He said his institute was created for an Alumni game on Friday and were cut defensive lineman. He wanted to know if my cousin (also my old roommate / teammate) and I would consider driving down and help shape a team! When? Friday? I thought for half a set of nano-seconds before committing.

"Yes, no problem (do not worry me I have forty-eight years and not run farther than the bathroom in the recent years). "Yes, yes, yes! "There was magic in the air. The sun was shining, the birds sang," The coach needs you! "- I was so excited! Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus!

So a few days later, my cousin and I got in the car and headed south so excited as two young children. We were going to play football again! Not that wussy flag or play it right. This was the real thing. Helmets, pads and contact. Wahoo!

On the way we stopped at the Sport Mart and buy shoes and nozzles. Next we stopped at McDonalds and spokesmen for crossing in boiling hot coffee to melt and shape to the teeth. Sweeeeeeeeet! Soon we were on the highway of the practice of our spokespersons grunting and making faces at the other cars. We went to psychologically, getting ready to kick ass!

We arrived at the field one hour before the game. We hugged our friend man, signed waivers useless sure promise not to sue no matter how bad it maimed, has prepared for our pads and uniforms, and hit the locker room. It was like stepping back in time. Everyone was high spirits, chatting and joking and excited about the game. They had been practicing together and know each other. We knew only that our host and we liked it so much that we forget we were even playing and was nearly arrested a couple of times when our "partners" asked what year we played and the coach was. We murmured our coaches invented names for fiction and had to judge a little when we play. It turned out that my cousin and I were the two players Older both teams! The next oldest after us was the guy who invited us. Some of our teammates do not even born when we hang our tacos. Hell, I had the shoes in the house than most of them.

But as the years wear us away and feelings competitiveness of age returned. There were old, fat-to-bes used for longer - it was the players! Even I have it in the locker room before the game with a pair of guys from another team (when they refused to let me borrow some of his films). Momentarily forgetting that I was old enough to have played with their grandparents, I came back from back to the old way and told them I would pay them back on the field. - For your amusement.

I offered to get me a box of Geritol and Depends, but said I was too old to use the tape for myself. I was a little surprised by the lack of respect, but collection of my dignity and walked away saying they were going to meet after the game. On leaving they called for me to remember that the school had a policy of not walking "on the football field Funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

Back in our I put on my clothes and things could not wait to see how I looked. On the day, I was big and hard in my pads as soon as I found myself wearing a mirror to admire my fierceness. It was then that reality began to show his face. What I saw looked like my dad again - this time disguised as a football player for Halloween! (Belly Who was that hanging under my shirt?) Did not look scared - it seemed silly! As a player on a bad SNL parody. Now, looking big and mean to intimidate your opponent is part of the game, but looking in the mirror I realized that nobody was going to be intimidated by me. No wonder the shocks the other team laughing Me! My confidence took the first hit of the game, I began to consider the advisability of taking the field with my old body against a group of young athletes in their prime.

From there it got worse. Out in the countryside the air, the lights and the crowd just like in my dream, but as a partner heats enthusiastic team, brought two fists pounding down on my shoulder pads. I turned to my cousin and her mouth an alarm, "OWWWWWW!" Her eyes got big and share one of those "Uh, Ah" looks. I was wondering if it hurts what the game is going to be? This was not exactly as I had imagined. Through the field the other team was looking great and terrible half (as if I had imagined I would see). I could not help wondering how to beat them is going to feel. If I had the time, I run to right then and put in a cup and maybe one of those rubber suits dog training .... She felt she would need all the protection I could get.

During calisthenics while everyone else was playing her toes could barely reach my knees. When it came to exercise I could not get off to a good posture and squat representing a stylized. In one exercise we had to run to a linebacker pop. I hurt so badly that almost went to bed and requested a table. I was beginning to worry seriously. The closer we got to kickoff the more anxious I became. My whole body was in pain and play had not yet begun. At the time lined up for the kick I started wondering what the hell were we thinking when we agreed to this. (I was sue was also thinking of our "friends" who had told us about this if it hurt too bad). As for the other team had already decided to change my goal to impress everyone with my strength and skill that only makes it through the game without ending up in local emergency room. My cousin said he was with the expect to live until tomorrow. The two took the precaution of writing our blood types within us weapons with magic markers and wrote quick notes to our families before taking the field.

It turned out that enough people showed up for the game we've been able to field two defensive teams. So divide and series alternate. I was surprised by the amount of talent and how well the game was played. Our side boasted a former USC linebacker, a wide receiver at Stanford, former quarterback Canadian League and a couple of linemen at BYU - among others. Both sides played hard and became physical. aggression was cornered glory ventilation and looked for four quarters high impact. It was pure primitive football. It was what everyone came for.

It started as a very even contest, but as the game progressed he began to hammer the opposition and started to wear them. Offensively we take them for the entire sixty minutes. Our Stanford wide receiver made a spectacular catch series until he got his bell at the beginning of the second half. But then our other receivers stepped up throwing balls around the field and building up the yards. Our ex-quarterback Canuck was dropping bombs

Up front, our line opened hole after hole and had a couple of halfbacks who went through their defense like hot knives through butter. Our defense crushed each unit of the offense attempted to gather. It was beautiful. Our side played well together as a team and show it.

We completely dominated by four quarters of the shortest I have ever experienced. Because our side were alternating series was fresh and well rested throughout the game.
We won easily by a margin of four touchdowns. I played defensive end and my cousin played guard nose. The two made a couple of tackles and got in a few assists. I'll admit that I pushed the first ten minutes or so, but then I warmed up and did well.
I have in my squatting with his back to the sideline and nobody around me all night .. For me it was a great game. For a while we forgot our age and we were young and tough again. It was much more fun than either of the two old men should be allowed to have. It was without doubt one of the most precious experiences of my life.

We drove home elated. We had made. We were right with small guns and lived to tell. We were beaten and bruised, but still ambulatory. No one nominated MVP of the game, but we had no shame either. For a while we had been part of a new team and as a teammate, he sang in the locker room after the game: "We come to your home ate your dinner! "

I brought home a video of the game and took my family, friends and neighbors crazy with it for weeks. Every time I rummaged in the closet of the media my kids start whining, not "football video again, Dad!" Neighbors suddenly remember something important home. I'd be like, "Wait, just watch this!" And I run it back and forth three or four times to show my works. Even my best friends would roll their eyes when they pulled him out. Finally, I could not find anymore. (I guess I had a little help is lost.)

And remember the two guys who had words with in the locker room before the game? Those who offered to send Geritol? One of them played offensive tackle and every chance I got as soon as the ball broke threw me envelope and prevented on the chin and hit the helmet with the other hand (the way we use in the old days before changing the rules). In the fourth quarter was starting I looked through the line and saw a look in his eyes as if he could wait until the end tonight. Seeing that I went after him even harder up the gun final. After the game went where they were taking photos. He put his arm around me and smiled and said: "I think the old lions still some teeth. "What could have been better than that? I'll probably be remembering that at the time of death.

Oh yes, the dream? I never again, but that's OK - Now I have the video of the entire game (somewhere).

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