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Girlfriends and Fantasy Football meddlers

Sometimes life is like a soap opera, but the story I have to say is something that even my writer friends here in Los Angeles could not have invented. You're not really going to believe what I'm about to share with you. This story is so outrageous that it is almost the only relief I've had in the past week.

For any of you who do not know, Daphne (my beloved English Labrador) had two tumors removed last Tuesday. He sweated the report pathology throughout the week. At about 5:00 pm Friday, the vet finally called me back.

He told me that Daphne has two cell tumors Mast - a Grade I and one grade II. Luckily, the margins were clean and they were both caught in time. This dog is now going on a health regimen with herbs and healthy foods like her owner, because there is no way I'm going to lose.

So it was a tough week last week. . . until I heard this story I am about to tell you. You are about to see how much influence a bride should (and should not have) in a relationship.

Before I tell you about all the players in this drama, I have to give some background information. I've been playing in a fantasy football league has been around for six years and is mainly composed of childhood friends of mine.

This year we decided to expand to twelve teams and add two new members of our league. A new member is another of the friends of our childhood, and the other is a guy who does the marketing for me. This all sounds very innocent so far, right?

Well, apparently, six years ago when everyone was drunk at a party, one of our new members (the childhood friend) copped a feel of the back of one of our members another girlfriend. Now keep in mind that this happened six years ago, everyone was drunk and apologies were exchanged long ago.

So let me introduce the cast of characters in his case. Of course, all names have been changed. . . TO PROTECT THE INSANE.

Let's call our ass mere "Kevin."
We'll call the groped girlfriend "Kate."
And we will call the groom and the bride in the dark of "Peter."

Poor Kevin is not crazy or a pervert, just like women. In fact it has a history of groping, but at least is honest about it.

The real question is if deep down Kate active is really Kevin, and it is your fault that is causing this whole crazy situation in the first place. (Do not worry, I'm getting to the good part coming soon!) In particular, the portrait of Kate's score was an obvious lie. He turned a simple ass-pat into something more sexual.

The irony is that Peter really perfect Kate is a pervert. When I was eight years and a summer camp, asked me to send him a box of condoms. I mean what was going to do with them there? Remains to up and make circus animals for his bunkmates?

Back to history. . .

You will not believe what happened this week. After our new members met and the draft order had been established, Peter suddenly had an apparent change of heart and decided he can not play in fantasy league with his friend Kevin groping. As deepened and listen more, the true story emerged.

It turns out that Kate had called our fantasy football commissioner League and talked to him for a few hours on why Kevin should not be allowed in the league. You heard me right - called the commissioner! Worse, he did while Peter was in line to hear, but were forbidden to speak (like a puppy training).

If your jaw has dropped, wait, because history is becoming crazier. After calling the sheriff, then Kate called another one of the participants in the league and spent two hours explaining why Peter was not allowed to play in the league with someone who groped her ass for six years, while everyone was drunk.

I know that at this point sure This story is a joke, but let me assure you that I'm not making this up nothing. Every part of this story really happened in the last seven days.

Note that this is a fantasy football league. Even sitting in a room together to watch the games. It Fantasty! It is not real.

We're not even hanging on the same therapy couch together after all this. I've been playing in this league for five years and have yet to find more with some members. Of course, exchange emails throughout the season, but that's all.

Now our friend Peter, dating from meddling girlfriend Kate has always been rather weak. He has allowed his mother to control. It has allowed his father to give you control. Now he has Kate, a bride can control most all their movements. The sad thing is that it's actually a great guy - a little weird, but a great guy who I have known most of my life.

This part of the story will make her fall of the jaw even more. From the day Peter met Kate seven years ago, she has never worked. He says. He, however, does not work properly. Its trust fund supports both.

As you can see that we are not talking about a normal relationship to begin here. We are talking about two people who have time WAY too much in their hands. You clearly do not have so much free time, if you have time to look at this as people in a fantasy football league should (and not should have) the right to play.

A relationship should be based on allowing your partner have their own interests - including being able to play with friends if you like it or not! Your partner should never be kept in position of having to approve (or reject) of everything you do in your life. That is not to have a relationship.

It is A man who lives with his mother. He might also send an email to all players in the league that says "Mom will not let me play at school with Kevin to mere anymore! "We've all done stupid things when we are drunk they have repented... but this is ridiculous!

In relationships, you should NEVER control your partner. Not only that, but if you let your partner control everything you do, you have to look in the mirror and see who you are as a person.

Let to remember that all this blew up in FANTASY FOOTBALL! I can understand Kate not wanting to have Kevin to mere home for a party, but not allow your partner to play with him in a fantasy football league where everything is done through e-mail is just psychotic!

Even I could maybe understand this a little (and I mean little!) If the score had happened yesterday, but was six years ago and exchanged apologies. Give me a break!

Indeed, if this story has to think that we are talking about a group of college-age children, think again. Peter, the friend in question can not think for itself, has 38. Kate, the girlfriend of interference is 52 years old.

So today in honor of what happened, I am sending a care package in the mail. I was cleaning my house last Sunday, and found a necklace that Daphne no longer used. I also found a belt of training, one of those long that will give my friend some extra space in case he still wants to run on a leash. I turn to FedEx at this time, in fact, I do not want Kate to lose track of her rich boyfriend in any time.

Oh. . . and if any of you have any extra bones, or anything else you'd like to send my friend Peter, please let me know. We can arrange a nice big care package to send to him.

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